Why On Earth Is Angelina Jolie In Marvel’s Eternals?

Nobody can portray a godly Otherworldly monster more suitably. Yet nobody needs this kind of film less, certainly. Unless…

With Eternals, Oscar winner Chloé Zhao's first entry into the marvellous cinematic universe is something going on. Perhaps it is one of the first episodes of MCU that occur nearly completely, without continuous teasers and introductions of nature during earlier installations. Perhaps that is how the last full trailer in August seemed in advance to apologise for this, explaining that the cosmic guards of Earth had not bothered to take mean ol' Thanos down during the Avenger: Infinity War and Endgame earth-stopping events because some nasty unidentified entity told it not to. However, it's more probable that Angelina Jolie's in a silver spandex and a blond wig?